Hi! I have learned how to swear in Shakespeare .
You quintessence of dust!
Mad mustachio'd purple-hued malt-worm!
Bedlam brainsick duchess!
Bolting-hutch of beastliness!
(Emma's personal favorite) Foul fiend Flibbertibbet!
King of codpieces!
Gross watery pumpion!
Spotted snake with double tongue!
A pox of wrinkles (on thee)!
A bugbear take you!
A plague o' pickle-herring (upon thee)!
I like the worm. I learned it in a book called "The Sisters Club" by Megan McDonald. .